Creating the Perfect Man

4 ounces honesty
4 ounces physical attraction
¾ cup hearty soul*
½ cup good listener
1 large sense of humor
3 ¼ cup respect
2 teaspoons trust
1 teaspoon enthusiasm for life
¼ teaspoon adventuresome
¼ teaspoon thoughtfulness
¼ teaspoon positive attitude
¼ teaspoon shyness 
*cannot be bought in grocery stores or on E-bay   
Preheat oven to 350F. Line two cookie [...]

Have Cannon, Will Travel (by escort, thanks)

It was one of the most surreal sites I had ever seen.
No, not the UNLV girls wearing matching fur jackets and boots with mini skirts, not the $7 beers, or the guys snapping whirly towels on other guys asses.’  
No, it was the Fremont Cannot quietly being escorted off the football field flanked by National [...]

Living in the New Bare Market World

I have a confession to make: I love men!
Tall men. Short men. Rich men. Po–ok, employed men. Love ‘em all!
Recently I got out of a long relationship when I realized I still knew nothing about the male species. Except that they cost a lot in therapy bills.
I googled an article that said [...]