Pondering Life’s Tough Questions

Last night I was rudely awakened by stomach cramps, so to soothe myself I ate some ice cream and started thinking about life.

Why? Because that’s what you do at 3am people!

As I waited for my Advil to kick in, I came up with a list of questions….  

 

• When did Cadillacs become cool again?
• Does red velvet cake come in different colors?
• Am I smarter than a fifth grader?
• What would the world be like if Al Gore did win the presidency?
• What ever happened to Lindsay Lohan’s career?
• Why do tornadoes hit mobile home parks first?
• How many Starbucks’ stores can you fit on one corner?
• Why am I still awake?

I won’t lie; I didn’t feel any more intelligent then when I started. In fact, I gave myself a small migraine and then had to take a Vicodin.

So as I waited for my Vicodin to kick in, I came up……